I JUST ATE THE LAST STRAWBERRY ALTHOUGH I DIDNT WANT TO

i just ate the last strawberry although i didnt want to

apparently my zodiac year (or some of that weird superstitious crap) is boar ewww OK I'll admit i don't even know what a boar is (what is a boar?) its an animal ... i think but whatever it is it doesn't sound to good.
and by the way i have named my neck Alana (for some reason it just came to me) although i have already named my friends brain that and mine is Alfred or Albert i think.

FAVE WORDS

DROP BEAR, (whenever a write DROP BEAR i have to write it in capital letters and KOALA BEAR) KOALA BEAR, (whenever Americans say koala they say KOALA BEAR), mini lime splits, mesh, moosh, mosh, mush and of coarse one of my all time favourite, frequently used words POO or POO-POO

RANDOM FACT OF THE DAY : MY BROTHER IS AN IDIOT

that doesn’t even quite cover it : my brother is an idiotic retard that frequently thoughtlessly enjoys engaging in imbecilic behavior (thanks for the line Ross Goode my italian teacher) and sadly his stupidity and fascinating idiocy seems to have affected his friends. Several times a day my mother tells me off for calling my adorable grade 5, 10 year old brother names, and that makes me realize just how stupid he actually is. I call him something as basic as idiot or stupid or dumb everytime he does something stupid and then I get told of for it, I now see that this happens several times a day so he realy is incredbly an idiot (no offence sorry) you probably thing i am mean but yes i am over exaggerating (and my parents will kill me if they see this) but the only point i am trying to make is that my brother is silly and i am a genius because of my incredble use of mean words, so no he is not quite that dumb, he is just a silly billy.Luv Ya Buba

PHONE THROWING

Approxamately a week ago me and one of my friends where walking across the oval after school when suddenly she threw her crappy, ancient, non-picture-displaying (no offence) nokia up in the air and let it fall softly on the grass. thayt was the begining of the fun-for-the-whole-family-phenomenon of phonzies (a fun, pointless phone throwing sportgame). that was the first time we played phonzies but now it has kind of become a friday after-school activity. last friday we had a great time playing it we used it like a footy to kick goals and we even diod that wierd spinning thing that people do with discuses in the olympics and we had heapsv of fun piffing and hurling at across the oval and up in the air. then when we where puffed from that we stopped then she dipped her phone into a puddle twice and said "i want to get electricuted". then i dared her to shatter her phones screen so i hit my phone on hers but nothing happened, then she started hitting it on a pole and ... it cracked, victory. it was absolutely hilarious, there was a cresent shaped crack in top left of her screen then she hit it somemore until the crack had extended across the screen. then at school on monday (i think) she poked the screen all day with her scisors, pencil and her finger.

WTH the thing on my other blog says 2:12 AM don't worry i know what your thinking : what kind of a freak is up at 2:12 AM writing boring pointless blogs (i don't have anything against that idea) but just to let you know it is actually 7:43 PM and i am hardly a freak but some random that goes to my school thinks that me and my friend Gerry are : the other day (don't ask why) my water bottle was wrapped in paper and labeled WINE. then had a small piece of paper attached to it saying"this is wine it tastes good drink it and you will feel better" then on the other side"don't drink this wine it has germs and I have friends SWINE FLU" then we left the bottle on the table in our form room and headed of to class for period six. when we got back "GET A LIFE FREAK" was scribbled on the front of the bottle so we threw and kicked it around the room and then went home. Thus confirming that i guess somehow i really am a freak :-)), oh.

TODAY

Today was quite uneventful. The most exciting thing I've done today was write this blog which probably wont be read by anyone ever. Anyway this is the most fully-sick font and i don't know what its called, the font
thing-i-ma-bob just says Font. So now i will write some-more blogs BTW. This one was just a complete and utter waste of time but it was just to announce that soon i will be writing my first ever actual blog. Spellchecked.